It's okay to be corny in Iowa
Let me start off by stating a simple fact: I am from Iowa. 87% of you just pictured a cornfield. 100% of you are now. Did I grow up on nothing but corn and wake daily to a rooster’s crow at 5 A.M. to go milk the cows and feed the pigs? No, sir, I did not. I grew up in the fine town of Waterloo, population 60,000.
